I was thinking the pub at first, but the locals like to take an argument a bit to far. Then if the police arive they won,t give me a lift home but back to the station, then I'll have to call my mum for a lift home & she'll give me an ear bashing. Yep, I'll think I'll stay here on my front porch yelling obcenities to my neighbor. That way I can run inside & lock the door & call the police if he comes on my yard.